ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE
ferrets are ridiculous
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.