Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.
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what madness is this?
my mouth is watering holy fuck
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
'And now everything is due in two and a half hours and I can't get enough caffeine' the third book in the trilogy
it smells like there are cookies baking in my house
but i am home alone
and its 10 at night
#oh my god #i just realized #that tentoo and donna are very technically related #so in a way #i think the doctor and donna had a kid together #granted that kid is just a clone of ten #but i mean #it’s ironic #because all those times people were mistaking them for being married #and each time they denied #little did they know they would end up co-creating this sassy little genius #that stole his technical daddy’s love interest #wibbly wobbly when you get right down to this whole ordeal
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
The final kissing scene for Thor 2: The Dark World was shot during retakes after the main filming was finished, but Natalie Portman, who portrays Thor’s love interest Jane Foster, wasn’t able to make it. ‘It was for reshoots and he was working in Hong Kong and I couldn’t get there because I was working on my own film,’ the actress said. Since Natalie wasn’t available, Chris’ wife Elsa Pataky was asked to stand in, and the kissing scene was pulled off with the help of some tricky camera angles. “And so they put his wife in my wig and costume, that’s why it was so passionate. It was such a perfect solution, wasn’t it,” said Natalie.